David's Dungeon of Boredom

If this was your site, you'd be home by now!

Hello there surfer. This is David Carpenter's little corner of worthless personal webspace. Why did you come here? Did you care to learn who my friends are? Or perhaps, you are searching for pornography online, or you followed a link here because I made you. In any case, I have pictures and biographies for people I know in the world, and even some .mp3 clips of them talking. *Gasp* I also have artistic creations of mine, rantings and ravings, and cinema viewing suggestions. What else? If you want to see more of me or perhaps chat (yeah, right...) you can find out how from my personal info section. Well that's it for now, so have a great day, and happy surfing.

Side Note (02/08/01) This page claims to have much more content than you can find. Haha! I lied. For now, my site is under tremendous overhaul. Yes I know, you are bored and want to read details about my ex-girlfriends, you voyers. Well too bad, I am a college student and have no time for html. So check back every week, I will try to have it all refurnished by the end of February. Aiight people, lates and all that...

Last Updated 01/08/02 by David Carpenter, Webmaster